So me and my daughter are in the elevator and a lady steps on.  This lady was.....lets just say she was round or portly.  She kept on smiling at my daughter and she says, "You are sooo cute darlin'".  So they just looked at each other while smiling. Then the lady said, "Well arent you gonna say something?" Then I thought to myself , "Uhh Ohh!" I know that look she gets in her eyes right before she says something unexpectedlly rude or smart mouthed. So before you know it here it comes my daughter says, "My mom told me if I dont have something nice to say then don't say anything at all......so I'll just spell it then.  Lady, your kinda big like a W-E-L-L."(She meant W-H-A-L-E)  Smart mouth kid trying to be funny and spelled the wrong word!  That earned her no icecream treat after her vaccinations that day (LOL).

HAHAHAHA!  This is one of the funniest post I have ever read!  How old is your daughter?  What did the lady say when your daughter said this to her?  Anything???  Wow, I cannot believe a child could say something that funny.  Kids do say the truth and sometimes it is not what others want to hear.

She was 5 then. Sometimes I think I could write a book about the things my kids say and do! No she did not say anything, I chastised my daughter immediatley. Of course it was akward on the elevator until someone got off. It was so hard not to laugh!