When people say, "Im so tired it's not even funny" or "my head hurts so much it's not even funny", why would it even be funny in the first place?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
If your named Will and you are in the army do you get worried when people say fire at will?
If a robber tried to rob a dance club and yelled, "Everybody get down", would all the people start dancing?
If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?
How old are you before it can be said you died of old age?
Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Why do people say "I'm sweating like a pig" when they are hot? Pigs don't sweat, they don't have sweat glands!!! Hmmmmmmmm.......
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?
