things you DON"T want to hear during sex





I have to poop

Smile for the camera

Get off me, I'll do it myself!

You're almost as good as my ex!

When is this supposed to feel good?

I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs

I was so horny tonight I would have taken a sheep home

Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper

On second thought, let's turn the lights off

I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly

You're too fat to be on top, you'd kill me!

What's your name again?

Hold on, let me change the channel

But everybody looks funny naked

Actually, your sister "likes" it like this

It's nice being in bed with somebody I don't have to inflate


Uhhh . . . I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago


(Thank you, .::Claudia::. (NJM) for this)

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