Okay, my three year old, (gotta love him) was with us last weekend at an outdoor wedding. He of course wanted to talk thru the entire ceremony. First it started to sprinkle a bit and he very loudly said, "Mom, it dripped on me!" That got a few chuckles from the surrounding guests, but what came next nearly made me dig a hole to crawl into. He again, (very loudly) announced that his brother "tooted". Everyone around me was in stitches of course I was the color of a beet and looking for the quickest way to put my hand over his mouth!!